WHAT MOTHER SAID

My Mother, when she was at the end of her rope, would always say things like:
Don't eat with your mouth full. She meant talk.
This is the last time I'm telling you. (it never was )
If I've told you once,I've told you a thousand times.
Don't hit your brother.
Did you put on clean underware ? Sometimes.
Did you brush your teeth? Probably not.
If your friends jumped off a cliff I suppose you would too.I never had one friend jump off a cliff ever.

What did your Mother say? Maybe you weren't as challenging, maybe you were one of those perfect children my Mother was always telling me about. The kind of kid that always got me into trouble. I'd like to hear about you, name, address, etc.